Therapist: Okay, so can you tell me if you've ever been grounded before?
Good User: No because I am a good user! How dare you!
Therapist: Please relax and allow me to continue these questions. See this balloon? What do you think of what I hold this balloon?
Good User: My ever-growing inflation fetish for Sky from Total Drama.
Therapist: ...this life holds no meaning to me anymore (he commits Stuicide)