Carlton Beaenkes

aka No E!

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  • I live in a state of denial
  • I am currently gorging myself on the fear of the innocent
  • Carlton Beaenkes

    OK, so I recently got myself a copy of Pokémon LeafGreen, & I plan on doing a Nuzlocke on it. But before I did that, I figured I would play through a normal run of the game. If you're playing the game., the objective is to fill up your Pokédex. Then, after catching a Pidgey, I decided that I don't really want to do a normal run. So, I came up with an entirely new run! I'm calling it the One-n-Done Run. There are only two rules, & they are:

    1. On each route, you can only catch one Pokémon. But you don't have to pick the first one. You can pick the one you want the most.

    • Dupes Clause is mandatory. You cannot catch the same Pokémon twice on different routes. If you want, you can even outlaw catching Pokémon in the same evolution line.

    2. You mus…

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  • Carlton Beaenkes

    Happy Perihelion!

    January 4, 2017 by Carlton Beaenkes

    Today is the Perihelion, the day in which the earth is closest to the sun! I hope you all got some sunlight to celebrate!

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  • Carlton Beaenkes

    Today, I have made the decision to change my Wikia username. Some people have been referring to me as Legend Killer Productions. However, that is merely the production company thatmy works of fiction are created under. To ease this confusion, I am changing my username. You will see it in the new year.

    And my thoughts on the year ending?

    ...Goodbye, 2016! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

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  • Carlton Beaenkes

    Hi, guys, it's James, and I'm making a brand new blog series on this wiki called James Reviews. I may review other things, but first, I'd like to review old stories I wrote as a kid. You see, I used to be babysat a lot when I was a kid, and we'd pass the time by making stories. For privacy reasons, I'm going to refer to her as Janice. We were a team; Janice would transcribe them, and I would illustrate them. But to be honest, these stories are so bad that I have to document them in these reviews. Now I'm going to review the first story I ever wrote, The Turkey Who Was Scarrey... yup. That is a promising start.

    "Once upon a googler,"

    Oh my God. (facepalm)

    "there was a turkey named Mr. Gobler."

    Hang on a second. The name was "The Turkey Who Was …

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  • Carlton Beaenkes

    WWE is going to do a brand split between Raw and Smackdown this July. I know none of you guys will care, but I'm just gonna put this out here anyway. The decision to do the brand split is a great choice, albeit with bad timing considering that three of WWE's best young talents, Damien Sandow, Wade Barrett, and Cody Rhodes have all been fired this month. However, WWE's talent pool is far too big for everybody on the roster to get a chance to shine at this point. The brand split can create more time for several underutilized talents in midcard purgatory right now. Let's jump right into things.

    No brand-exclusive PPVs.

    This may be a surprising opinion, but I do not believe that PPVs should be brand-exclusive. I believe that the cards of pay-per…

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