(not a greentext story you plebs)
i lay on my bed crying. my mom says i cant see him no more. but what does she know about true love? nothing. suddenly, i hear my door creak open. its him. he came. he caresses my cheek and wipes my tear away.
'lets go baby'
'but what about ja-'
'she's gone. let's blow this popsicle stand.'
he's so cool. he grabs me real close while caressing the side of my face. i feel his breath on me. i think he's going in for the kill but instead he whispers into my ear
'15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance'
based on a true story